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WHEN IS THE VIDEO COMING OUT ? WHO OR WHAT IS A MAMPURU STOLLMEYER ?!!? - fear not, your questions will be answered in the very near future. Summer once again draws near, bringing unknown and mysterious occurances. Who can say what Crichlow will say or do ? Ian Welch still at large ? Dominic Elias sold into slavery ? Stay tuned to find out.... 2006 a new year , a new site ? Perhaps not... "We" here at Just Absolute Rubbish don't really know why we ever update this site, we just get the urge to suddenly put soem random piece of writing on. Anyways in terms of new news, there is none .. at least nothing important .. so i will now feed you some useless info : Ryan Crichlow will soon face off against the Godfather in a table tennis battle that critics say will be of epic proprtions. The entire team has temporarily retired from skating. That is all.

Welcome to the greatest skate site ever created .A place where futile minds can be lost in and enclosure of epic proportions . A place where rodney mullen and pj ladd would feel inferior to the great skills of these caribbean born carnivores .These skaters have risked there lives to bring you ultimate satisfaction.Flip tricks ,rail tricks and....... magic tricks (ok no).Make sure u are sitting still and are not leaning too much towards the screen because what you will see would shock you and leave u breathless ..... or even dead .No man who has ever ventured into this part of the net has ever set foot on a skateboard again because not only does this site blow your mind but it traps you in a world unlike any other .Enjoy your stay because this may be the last site your eyes will ever be exposed to .
 
Warning the mimistry of health advises that dominic and justin are unsafe and are not to be tampered with .Failure to comply with this notice will lead to the total distruction of you and your family and your neighboors and their families as well .

UPDATE : VIDEO PREVIEW OUT !!! This first preview is more like a rough draft but its still worthwhile. Available from myself or Dominic. VIDEO PREVIEW COMING ... yes well hopefully... we are currently in the process of trying to attempt to maybe perhaps create a preview of "the movie" which will hopefully be available for download.. i think thats the latest news .. Ryan Crichlow is now the proud owner of a new club located in Diego Martin. Anyways back to the video, hopefully by next week we will have all the footage we need so that we can begin editing and working out all the technical issues.

Breakign News, Dominic Elias has been located, he is scheduled to begin work on Tuesday.
 
Ok well yes we have finally updated. Um .. some of the new additions include profiles for Haqq and Achim, a new meaningless photo page, updated news and a couple new entries into the guestbook. More will come soon, as summer is closing in and much boredom shall infest our lives. The word "IMPS" is now officially illegal and insulting Crichlow is now punishable by death. Playing football after 12:00 am is definitely not a good idea.  

May 28th Ahh yes another school free, exam free and jabba free day ... WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SIGN THE BLASTED GUESTBOOK !! Its there for a reason, so far onyl Candice has signed, and shes already an employee of the organization, so she doesnt count.. so please play your part.. or we will wack you.

MAY 22nd 2005
UPDATES COMING SOON !!!!
Expect to see totally new and digitally remastered material on the site in a few weeks,maybe even less.
Everyone is still good , Dominic is in "high" spirits, Crichlow has gotten over his rapper phase, Justin .... no comment ... .. anyways check back soon.
Peace Out
 
Hmmm crichlow seems to be likeing a by-product of trees!!!! Ian Welch has recently had his name legally changed to Christophe Quelck Esquire
 
New Profile Added
Jean-Paul " G-Unit" Haqq's profile has finally been created... enjoy. Soom Achims profile will be up which will include the Achim theme song composed by Dominic himself. A profile for Ian Welch is being considered, provided he stops harming small children and cutting down his neighbours trees.

Various rumours have been circulating recently. Jonathan Koo leaping off of a 13 storey building !! ? Ryan Crichlow pregnant !?!? Ian welch captured by fish ?? Believe none of these until further notice. Staff changes to the site have taken place. Jean-Pual Haqq is now the technical advisor, Ryan Achim is now the secretary, Justin is now the editor as Dominic has resigned, at least for now anyway. Crichlow has been moved from public relations to news anchor. Finally CAPE is over ... at least for another year. Yesterday before the final exam, an event took place that caused a surge in the space time continuum. Stefan Uddenberg, editor in chief of a new magazine soon to be published, and Justin Collymore made up what could possibly be the funniest thing that has ever been done, however it cannot be described here. Anyway Uddenberg is currently puttin the magazine together with the assistance of his fully trained staff, which includes various members of this site. Look out for the magazine soon. OK, I know we promised to bring you the latest in garbage from every aspect of our lives , but due to several unforseen circumstances we were unable to bring you timely updates. I sincerely appolagize to all our fans, cause it is due to my constant sticking that this site has lost its touch, as a result my new nickname shall be "Adhesive" , in addition Ian Welchs new nickname is "Angry Blax". By this Friday we should be able to gather a fair ammount of new content to work on over the weekend. You may return to your regular programming... and um .. If these semi-new additions to the site dont seem too well written its because Dominic is out ... doing .. something..and i have taken things into my own hands... but anyways when he comes back, he will erase this crap and put something worthwhile. Thank you for your time. - Justin Collymore

 

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